Literally one room but with far-reaching views and big skies, as the estate agents would say. You can see guests coming, wanted and unwanted when they are miles away. The mother-in-law would never sneak up on you and in full working trim you wouldn't need a 'we do not buy at the door sticker' either. They'd get the message!
A real country cottage with a difference and the real bonus - guess?
There's fishing thirty yards away and you could sit on the roof and groundbait with a catapult. Fantastic! A delightful mixed fishery too.
What more could you want - but somehow I don't see it in the property pages of Trout and Salmon.