The Cadger
The shape says it all really.
The over indulged Jack Russell, they eat their own meal and then furiously cadge off everyone else. They even attempt to levitate food off the worktops and tables by hypnosis, meditation and sheer force of will and this is usually accompanied by strange cooing noises. The assumption is that if you stare at the food source long enough it will arrive, right in front of you although never soon enough!
However the best ploy is to get under the feet of people preparing food, wait until something potentially edible drops, as it most surely will and strike, like lightning.
The shape is deceptive, I'm still fast.
Right time for a long walk my friend.
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