The long dark nights are still with us; it's freezing, windy, you can't be bothered to walk to the pub so here's a cheeky glimpse at a little compendium of adult entertainment with a plain brown cover too. All you need is a length of strong string, in any colour, for hours of pleasure for two.
What could be more fun?
Start off with 'The Fish Spear" from the Torres Straits and as you both become more confident and experienced move on to 'The Breastbone and Ribs' courtesy of the Navaho Indians.
Be careful though, the string will probably become wound round the fingers, arms and legs so please remember to keep the telephone handy in case you need the emergency services to release you both.
You've been warned...