Another UFO sighting; spotted in the West Norfolk sky at about 21.00 hours one evening last week. This looks like the front of a flying saucer or starship in the act of de-cloaking in order to see what's going on down below.
I think we're going to have to build some sort of flare path in the orchard so that they can land discretely and well away from prying eyes and we hope the mother ship doesn't glow too much.
The big question is and this has been troubling me, if they say 'take us to your leader' do I take them to the Boss? There's no point in taking them to Westminster because we don't take them seriously, so the Boss it is then, out of the turret and into galactic diplomat mode. Multi-tasking or what!
Now, what do we offer them in terms of early hospitality? I'd go for Abbot Ale and lots of it with nuts and pork scratchings, and certainly not the Boss's homemade sloe gin, that's rocket fuel.
That's the link, that's why they are always appearing, they need to refuel.
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