We spotted this bashful group of poles while out on foot patrol. They do have a fair way to go before they are fully a synchronised and harmonious 'Olympic Pole Dancing Team' but this group, practising out on a lonely fen, are showing potential and some nice leans and touches too.
Being easily identified as pole watching paparazzi the gate security kept us at a distance; security was being enforced by a lop-eared and slightly manky German Shepherd on a chain boasting a set of teeth that looked a bit like a werewolf's bite.
If there should be any new 'Olympic Pole' news it will be on the Two Terriers first and remember, never argue with gate security.
Looking at the track I think the artillery have our range too.