Bad moon rising



      Do you feel maudlin or sentimental? Lovesick or lovestruck? Are you starstruck or just mooning about?
      Well, if any of the above apply to you, we've got just the thing to plunge you ever deeper into depression. Yes, another music score to dally with at the English rosewood upright piano along with a never emptying glass of something strong. A whisky, gin or brandy perhaps.
      That perky little elfin face of Ella Retford won't help either, then there's the girl waiting for a lycanthropic experience as she leans against the tree staring at the full moon.
      We'd stay well away from her, what would your mum say if you brought a werewolf home? Does she shave? How do you like your steak my dear?
      Raw? But she seems such a nice girl.


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