Fen Dinosuar

      We were driving home early one evening when we both thought we had spotted a Dinosaur, the colour positively drained from the boss' face I can tell you. We stopped the car and stared as the reptile seemed to stalk out from behind a willow tree.
      Were we going to be supper?
      I know farmers are told to diversify in these hard times but that would be a lot of handbags and shoes and you'd have to catch it first, before it caught you.
      Fortunately it was a cunningly pollarded willow but it gave us such a turn we needed a drink.
      That'll be a pint of gin and tonic for the boss and a crate of strong Norfolk pale ale for me. Shock does funny things to people you know.