UFO lift-off



      To the uninitiated and uninformed it may look just like a rainbow forming but I reckon that it's the Autumn apple pinching aliens lifting off in broad daylight straight through the cloud with the warp engines and cloaking switched on.
      Just look at the trail they've left!
      Right, straight out of the car and onto speed dial for the 48th Fighter Wing at Lakenheath. This'll wake them up while they're washing, waxing and blacking the tyres on those lovely F15s, and doing their other Saturday fast jet chores. What, no telephone signal! Wouldn't you just know it!
      You ring up your provider to complain about the one that got away and they tell you it's the mountains getting in the way?
      That's the Fenland mountains of course and once again another history making opportunity has been lost.