The Green Man is right there though, drawn in the surface weed, upside down with his head towards us and he's holding a huge club in his right hand.
The dykes are everywhere criss-crossing in Fenland so from now on when we walk the dogs we will be dyke checking to see if there are any more messages from the god of the countryside in the surface weed.
Please yourselves. I'm going for my medication now, then things will become clearer, and before anyone asks the obvious question it's about seven thirty in the morning.