'Speak for yourself dear lady.'
Well the old ones are the best ones aren't they?
In reality this a little sneak preview of the annual West Norfolk Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Log Stacking Festival with just as many more to come.
For the two Jack Russell Terriers this would appear to be quite a lot of long winter nights toasting themselves and sleeping in front of the log burner. Minnow has had plenty of practice grabbing the right place in front of the stove whereas Barney, out of picture, just seems confused about what's going on.
They don't know that these logs are purely an aesthetic and just for looking at, not burning.
That won't go down well.