The trouble is that it's such pleasure getting them all neatly stacked, that's where the obsessive compulsive disorder comes in and that you can hardly bear to disturb the stacks to burn them. There's Ash, Oak, Hawthorn, Birch, Apple and Beech in the stack and it's all well seasoned and ready to go, all we need now is some cold weather.
Before you ask, yes they are urinals and we use them for bedding plants in the summer, as an extra bonus there's also a hint of Norfolk Bog Door Blue too. Perfect.