Santa Catheter

      Christmas decorations on houses across West Norfolk range from crude to tasteful and eccentric to completely overdone.
      As we were cruising through Cambridgeshire to buy beer, me driving and the boss in the turret, we saw this absolute cracker who is now known as Santa Catheter, on an extension roof.
      We reckon that due to where the light tube comes from he looks as if he has been catheterised, all slightly bizarre.
      The name 'Santa Catheter' gives him the rather romantic sound of a Spanish city, or he could just as easily be a team in La Liga.
      Mind you, we were trying to work out where the power cable went in.