This surprise arrival in the middle of a freshly drilled 22 acre field of Sugar Beet caused the two Jack Russells to freeze in their tracks on an early morning walk and start a growling marathon. The intruder, two hundred yards away was stalked, barked at and finally peed on, poor girl.
A fashion mannequin is a little bit of a powerful statement in the world of scarecrows as well as a lovely bit of lateral thinking which is actually working to keep the pigeons at bay. It would be doing this lovely lady a little bit of a disservice to call her a scarecrow, more of a rather seductive 'fashion crow' in reality.
By the way the cane is not for discipline, or even something for the weekend, it's to tie a banger rope on. This is just getting worse so I reckon I'd better stop.
It's just a bit of harmless fun really.