Oh how beautifully that will burn and just think about the aroma of the smoke outside drifting away on a late autumn breeze. I don't care if the two Jack Russell Terriers have peed on it I would still love that stack of logs in my garden. Think about the sawdust too, even that will smell as sweet as a nut and, as a bonus, there's just a small splash of that heritage paint colour 'Norfolk Bog Door Blue' in there too.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours logs.
At least I think that's what the tenth commandment said.