As always nature throws up some strange plants and vegetables and here's yet another but this time it's a chilli. Joe's Long in fact.
Some of the chillies on the bush are almost ten inches long but for some reason one of them has turned into a Catherine Wheel and it's not a very flattering look either but it reminds me of something.
For those of us of a certain age when you went to the seaside there was always a shop selling novelties and jokes and one of the novelties was a very realistic imitation dog poo, all shiny and fresh looking. The one one you used to leave in grandma's kitchen and then simply waited for cries of 'that bloody dog' while you split your sides.
It's that or it reminds you of entrails, take your pick.
There's nothing like a sense of humour, apparently.