We saw this vision, this truly unique wooden conversion project through the pouring rain the other day, what an opportunity to modernise something really characterful into a contemporary home.
Somebody has made a start it would seem, well there's been a small amount of scaffolding erected, so the conversion project must begin to happen sometime soon.
I said to the boss, who was up in the turret wiping the rain and steam off her goggles, that the chimney stacks seem sound and the pantile roof looks good plus there's also a highly fishable drain right in front of it too. Pike and perch perfect you could say. Come on, what could possibly go wrong?
The answer? She simply said shut up and drive on fool.