2. Presents for the man of the house
Here's a couple of real crackers, if you'll pardon the seasonal adjective, and they'll give the man in your life an air of suave nonchalance.
You may have to make use of your man's shed to produce your 'Serge Shine Remover' and again you may have to purloin a beer bottle and some label making materials but an empty Advocat or British Sherry bottle would do the job just as well.
Just think about rubbing your man's bottom with cold tea which is probably best done when he's not wearing the suit.
Although on second thoughts I'm not so sure… let's just stick to not doing the rubbing in a public place.
The 'non-smear zip fastener lubricant', well, that is just pure genius and like a car it's all down to keeping your zip well serviced. For those ladies with that touch of added class we would forego the stub of candle wax and go for the luxurious feel of beeswax.
The Two Terriers predict a run on these products so buy now before your local hardware shop runs out of stock. It should be an exciting New Year.
After all this excitement I'm off down to the shed to calm down a little and get creative for myself.
It's so hard being a 'Domestic God'.
Here's a couple of real crackers, if you'll pardon the seasonal adjective, and they'll give the man in your life an air of suave nonchalance.
You may have to make use of your man's shed to produce your 'Serge Shine Remover' and again you may have to purloin a beer bottle and some label making materials but an empty Advocat or British Sherry bottle would do the job just as well.
Just think about rubbing your man's bottom with cold tea which is probably best done when he's not wearing the suit.
Although on second thoughts I'm not so sure… let's just stick to not doing the rubbing in a public place.
The Two Terriers predict a run on these products so buy now before your local hardware shop runs out of stock. It should be an exciting New Year.
After all this excitement I'm off down to the shed to calm down a little and get creative for myself.
It's so hard being a 'Domestic God'.